Hi,
it's good of you to come for my little tour today. Let me just open that
security lock, so we can get into the store. You see, with a location on Via
de' Tornabuoni, we have to be a bit careful about thieves. If you have luxury
and beauty and so much light, darker elements will also come, like moths, but
that can't be helped. Via de' Tornabuoni is probably the most prestigious
street here in Florence, and I'm glad I found this store. I'm renting it from a
formidable lady. It's tiny, but it's my universe, and I have to say I'm darn
proud of it.
My
mother thinks it's it's embarrassing that I'm selling lingerie, besides being
convinced that my stuff is heavily overpriced, but in return, I tell her that
never leaving the house without a cushion is far stranger than my job. She does
that, you know. Nobody really knows why, but it makes her feel comfortable, and
if that's what it takes, I'm fine. She sleeps on it when family weddings last
too long.
You
ask if we have many family weddings? Gosh, yes. I lost count this year. My
grandfather and his twin brother both had seven kids, and so the whole town is
littered with relations. We're a closely knit family. I was born in the US
because my father was American. He died when I was thirteen, and that's when my
mother moved us all back to Florence.
Do you
notice my new mannequin over there, in the window? I bought it after Delayed
Death came out. You see, I had to use the previous one to stun a murderer, and
all that foam flew everywhere. Thank God that's over.
Yes,
that little cone in gold right in front of the cash register is for bargains.
You're interested in that thong? Why, certainly I can find you a matching bra
for that. Let's look over there. Do you like this model in red? I bought it for
one of my best customers, but he got killed before he could find the matching
woman. A charmer, that's what he was, but not without faults.
Come
on through to the back to try it on. Behind the curtain over there is my
storage area. Sure you can have a look. Yes, it's tiny, isn't it? I employed a
carpenter who's specialized on yachts when I built the interior of the store.
That's why every millimeter is put to use. I have two rows of inbuilt shelves.
The front one is on wheels and can be pushed to the side – like this. Amazing,
isn't it? I just roll it to the side, right in front of the door that leads to
the bathroom if I want to reach into the storage cubicles behind.
Yes,
you're right, working in a store is hard on the feet, but when I get a minute,
I take down the folding chairs over there. They are usually up on the walls to
take up less room. There's another one behind the door, for my assistant, too.
Once
Garini interviewed me while I was sitting on it. He's the investigating officer
in charge of all the murder cases that occurred recently. He's . . . well, I
can't describe him. Gosh, do I blush? Anyway, I still remember that day when he
interviewed me here. It was the first time we talked without anybody else present.
I still remember it as if it was yesterday. We recently went through a hard
time because my cousin, a banker, was – em – found dead in my apartment, and it
looked a bit – em – as if I was having an affair with him, but I guess you can
read about it if you want it.
You
want to take that bra and thong? Sure. I'll pack them into the special
Temptation bag. Here you are. Thanks for stopping by and have a great day!
Excerpt Delayed Death
"Where did you find your
grandfather?"
Carlina throat tightened. The
preliminaries were over. Now came the hard part. "Grandpa sat at the
kitchen table." Her voice cracked.
"Go on."
She felt as if he was pushing
her bit by bit forward, until she would drop off a cliff. "My cousin . . .
Emma threw a fit."
His eyebrows twitched.
"Why?"
"Emma was the bride! His
death destroyed her wedding."
Commissario Garini looked as
if he had no clue what she was talking about.
Do you have no imagination at
all? "Can
you picture the bride coming up to church and saying that her grandfather just
died?" Carlina closed her eyes. It was easier to speak without looking at
the man made of steel next to her. "Everybody bursting into tears, the
wedding canceled, no dancing, no party, the flowers wilting, the ceremony
postponed, the honeymoon annulled . . ." She shook her head so hard, she
felt the edge of the shelf beneath her hair.
"I like the wilting
flowers," he said. "Nice touch."
Her eyes flew open. I hate
you.
He returned her gaze without
emotion. "Go on."
Another step closer to the
edge. "In
the end, we said it would make no difference to my grandfather if we pretended
he had died later, but for Emma, it made all the difference in the world."
"Interesting." His
voice was dry as dust.
Damn that man. He wanted to provoke her, and
he managed all too well. “We had another reason, too.”
“Well?”
“The doctor told Uncle Teo to
avoid stress because of his heart. He almost forbade him to join the wedding
party. Emma and I were afraid that Uncle Teo would have a heart attack if we
told him in the middle of the wedding.”
He lifted a skeptical eyebrow
but didn't comment. “What happened then?”
Carlina took a deep breath,
but for once, the smell of dust and boxes and brand-new products, the smell of
her own universe, failed to soothe her. Where had all the oxygen gone?
"Everybody could see my grandfather through the kitchen window, so we
decided to put him into bed."
"Fully dressed?" His
eyebrow twitched.
"Emma undressed him, but
she forgot the socks."
"What were you doing in
the meantime?" He sounded as if he thought she had used the interim to
dance a solitary waltz in the kitchen.
Carlina clenched her teeth.
"I was sick in the bathroom."
"So you did feel some
emotions. Congratulations." His voice was vitriolic enough to make a hole
into the floor if it dripped.
Don't reply, Carlina. Ignore
him.
"Let me get one point
clear," Garini said. "If I understood correctly, you were both fully
dressed for the wedding in long evening gowns."
"Mine was long."
Carlina looked at her hands. "Emma's was short."
"Both with high heels, I
assume?" His light eyes seemed to pierce her.
"Yes." Carlina
glared at him. "Want to know our hairdos as well? If you wish, I can send
you a picture."
"That would be
helpful," he said. "Wasn't it difficult to carry a dead man in that
outfit?"
"It was."
"Anything unusual strike
you?"
Carlina wanted to hit his
immobile face. "I don't do this kind of thing every day, if that's what
you mean!"
"I meant with the
body."
Carlina crossed her arms in
front of her chest. "I've never seen a body before. Ever. I wouldn't know
if anything was unusual, even if it came up and bit me in the face." Her
hand flew to her mouth. "Ugh. Didn't want to say that."
He laughed.
Her gaze flew to his face. He
knew how to laugh? The laughter transformed his lean face, made his eyes
sparkle. He looked like a different man. Carlina bit back an answering grin.
He looked at her, his head
placed to one side, as if he was considering something. "Would you
describe how you carried the body?"
Carlina's face twisted.
"Please."
Her mouth dropped. He could be
polite? She took a deep breath. "Grandpa was sitting at the kitchen table.
His eyes were open. Emma nudged him, and he fell to the side. I - I managed to
catch him before he fell. He was heavy - and warm."
"Warm?" His sharp
voice interrupted her.
"Yes." Carlina
swallowed. "I said to Emma he must have died a short time ago."
"But you were sure he was
dead?"
Carlina's mouth dropped open.
"Oh, Madonna, yes, of course. If you had seen him . . . there was no
doubt."
"Was it cold in the
apartment?"
"No. It was stifling. I
remember thinking so when I came through the door. It smelled of
peppermint." Her throat hurt at the memory. "Grandpa used to eat
peppermint drops all the time." Don't cry, Carlina.
"What happened
then?"
"I couldn't make him sit
up again." Her throat tightened. "Emma said I should place his head
on the table, but it felt so . . . irreverent." Damn. She shouldn't
have used that word. Nothing in her behavior had led him to believe that she
gave a damn about reverence for the dead. She cringed and waited for a scathing
comment from Garini. When nothing came, she looked up at him.
His light eyes searched her
face. "Go on." It didn't sound quite as commanding as before.
"I made Emma take his
feet. We carried him to his bed. It felt . . . indecent, and there was that
smell."
His eyebrows pulled together.
"What smell?"
"I . . I don't know. I've
never smelled it before. Sort of sweet, but in a cloying way."
"And then?"
"And then I was sick."
She felt sick now.
"What did his face look
like?"
Carlina's mouth was dry.
"I tried not to look. I wanted to remember him the way he had been."
"So you didn't see
anything? Not a glimpse?"
Carlina swallowed. "It
was . . . bluish."
He gave a sharp, short nod.
"Did Emma say it had been difficult to undress him?"
"No." Carlina shook
her head. "She was real quick. But then, she was in a hurry."
"I see." The ironic
note was back in his voice.
Carlina pulled herself
together. "I thought it wouldn't make a difference. I only wanted to help
Emma." She sounded pleading now. "I also planned to get up early the
next morning, to find him. Then nobody else would have suffered the same
shock."
"But you didn't?"
"No." Carlina could
feel herself blushing. "I overslept." He'll think I'm a total
loser. "Uncle Teo found him."
"His twin."
"Yes." Carlina
sighed. "I was so glad that he didn't have a heart attack right there and
then. However, later, just as Marco wanted to sign the death certificate, he .
. ."
Garini held up one hand.
"Hold on. Your mother told me Marco was called because your family doctor
was ill."
"That's right."
"What's the name of your
family doctor?" Garini was back to his true form. He shot his questions
like bullets at her.
"Enrico Catalini."
"Is Marco the official
stand-in for Signor Catalini?"
"I don't know."
Carlina frowned. "But my mother wanted to have Marco because he's a family
member. He married my cousin Angela some months ago."
Garini's light eyes narrowed
in thought.
Carlina was glad she had chosen
to sit. The shelf in her back gave her a bit of much needed stability to face
those x-ray eyes of his.
"What happened
next?"
"Uncle Teo exploded into
the kitchen and made a big scene because Grandpa still had his socks on."
She sighed. "I didn't know he always took off his socks first when he
undressed. I never even thought about his socks."
The Commissario didn't
comment.
Carlina threw him a glance. No
sympathy there. "Next thing I knew, Uncle Teo called the police."
Something scratched her ear. Carlina reached up and blushed. Damn. She still
had the bra and slip from the mannequin over her shoulder. What a sight she
was! She pulled them off with a quick move and stuffed them behind her back. If
only he didn't start laughing.
His light eyes never wavered.
"Why didn't you stop your Uncle Teo?"
Carlina bristled. "How
could I? Wrestle the phone from his hands?"
"For example." His
voice was mild. "I'd have thought you're a woman with enough
resources." For some reason, it didn't sound like a compliment.
"Uncle Teo turned
beetroot-red." Carlina didn't look at Garini. She didn't want to see the
disbelief in his eyes. "I was afraid he would have a heart attack if I
stopped him. Besides, all the family was listening in.”
"Fine." His voice
sounded hard. "And can you explain why you didn't tell me the truth when I
came?"
She looked at her hands. They
had clenched themselves into a tight knot. "I wanted to, but you came
early. When I came downstairs, the gang, I mean my family, had told you
everything."
"Everything but the
truth."
"Well." Carlina's
felt short of breath, as if something strangled her. "I wanted to speak to
you alone." She lifted her gaze and frowned at him. "You remember
that, don't you?"
He lifted his eyebrows.
"You didn't try very hard."
Carlina closed her eyes for an
instant. "I didn't want to shake my mother. She was so upset."
"Was she?"
How she hated his snarky
questions. "Yes, she was!" She balled her fists. "I don't know
if you saw her cushion?"
"I did."
"Well, she usually
carries that cushion around with her when she's on the road, but in the house,
she doesn't take it. When she came up to me and had that cushion in her arms, I
knew she was shaken to the core."
He blinked. "Are you
telling me your mother never leaves the house without a cushion?"
Oh, God. She shouldn't have
mentioned it. "Yes." She hoped her voice conveyed dignity. "It's a little
idiosyncrasy."
"Did she take it to the
wedding?" He sounded intrigued.
"Yes."
"And did she use
it?"
"I don't know why you
need to know that! It doesn't have anything to do with my grandfather."
Carlina pressed her lips together.
His mouth twitched.
"Humor me."
"Oh, all right."
Carlina sighed. "She used it to sleep in Church."
"I take it the service
wasn't fascinating?"
Carlina suppressed a giggle.
"It was the sixth family wedding this year."
"In that case, I
understand completely."
Carlina smiled. "Later,
Mama used the cushion to sleep on the table."
"She slept on the
table?" Now he sounded scandalized.
"Just with her
head." Carlina hastened to add. "It doesn't matter; everybody is used
to it. In fact, I think it's very considerate of her."
He blinked. "In what
way?"
"Well, we always share a
taxi back, and when she's tired, she simply goes to sleep. Other mothers would
start to nag until the party is broken up."
"I see." His tone
spoke volumes.
He thinks we're a bunch of
idiots. Carlina
stared at her hands and concentrated on relaxing them. Out of the corner of her
eyes, she saw that he still leaned against the door frame as if he belonged
there, a relaxed panther.
From the street, she heard the
faint noise of people walking by, talking, laughing. Inside, it was so quiet,
her own breathing seemed too loud.
"To sum up, Signorina
Ashley. You moved your dead grandfather because you didn't want to upset your cousin
Emma. You allowed your great uncle Teo to call the police with a crazy tale
because you didn't want him to have a heart attack. You lied to the police
because you didn't want to upset your mother Fabbiola. I'm impressed. You're
quite the philanthropist."
About Delayed Death:
What do you do when you find your grandfather dead half an hour before your cousin’s wedding? You hide him in his bed and tell everyone he didn’t feel like coming.
Delayed Death is an entertaining mystery set in Florence, Italy. When Carlina finds her grandfather dead on the day of her cousin’s wedding, she decides to hide the corpse until after the ceremony. However, her grandfather was poisoned, and she becomes the attractive Inspector’s prime suspect. On top of that, she has to manage her boisterous family and her luxurious lingerie store called Temptation, a juggling act that creates many hilarious situations.
About Beate Boeker:
I love books with touches of humor and mischief. It doesn’t matter if they’re romances or mysteries or biographies – as long as they make me chuckle, count me in.
Avalon Books in New York published three of my sweet romance novels as hardcovers. “A Little Bit of Passion” and “Take My Place” were both nominated for The Golden Quill Contest 2011/2012, and on top of that, “A Little Bit of Passion” was also a finalist in the National Readers’ Choice Award 2011. When Avalon Books was sold to Amazon, these stories became also available as paperbacks and e-books.
If you feel like a short trip abroad, try out my romance with a hint of mystery “A New Life” – it’s set in Florence, Italy. This novel was also listed as a semi-finalist in the “Best Indie Books 2012 Contest”.
My latest mystery series is also set in Florence. It starts with “Delayed Death”, where the heroine finds her grandfather dead half an hour before her cousin’s wedding. In order to save the wedding, she hides her grandfather. Unfortunately, she then finds out that her grandfather was killed, and now she’s the attractive Inspector’s main suspect . . .
For a quick read, try my popular short story “Chic in France”. You’ll get a whiff of the mediterranean coast with some chaos thrown in. And if you like a combination of baking and reading, the series “A Culinary Catastrophe” is right for you.
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2 comments:
Ha sounds like my dysfunctional crew :)
I hope you'll enjoy it, Max! The second in the series, Charmer's Death, is free at the moment, so you might consider picking up both :-)
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