Meows from Mudpie!
It's no secret that I demand to be an only child because I loathe other cats. After all, even at the shelter I had to be sequestered in an office because I didn't get along with the other residents!
The other day Mommy was holding the door open for me to get some smells, when up the driveway comes one of our neighbor kitties. (Not Mo, I actually don't mind him, which gives Mommy some hope.) Anyways, I've told this neighbor kitty exactly what I think of him before, so Mommy was prepared for what was to come. While holding the door tight (just in case) she whipped out her phone and started recording.
(If you have any kittens around, you may want to cover their sensitive ears. I don't want to be blamed for being a bad influence on the next generation.)
Yep, all of that hissing and foul language is coming from yours truly. The neighbor kitty didn't make a peep! He just stared at me like I had a problem. I did...him on my property!
Mommy went into the kitchen to play back the video, and the sound startled even me! Laughing, she informed me that it was me on the video. I just don't know where I learned such language! I appear to be the sweetest, most innocent tortie in the world...fooled ya!
MOL...Mommy wishes I would tell off the people who come to our door the same way!
12 comments:
Dear Mudpie, we think that's the way all creatures treat the one their trespassing. We have the right to say what's on our mind when they come barging into our yard. I think you sang the song Just perfect. Precious
oh my cod!!! so minny bad werdz!!!!! so much tortitood!!!!!
No way would a sweet girl like you speak like that. :) Actually, my tortie, Penny speaks like that quite often.
Mudpie, you are a great protector of your Mom and your abode. You can't have strangers just strolling up the driveway. We are pretty sure that neighbor cat got the message. Maybe next time he/she will remember to come bearing gifts:)
Woos - Misty and Timber
Oh Mudpie, you sure roared like a huge kitty about to devour that intruder!
Recognize the sound as we've had kitties doing the very same to others on our property.
Glad it was only the threatening noise, never an attack!
Hugs,
Mariette + Kitties
Dang, you sure had a thing or twenty to say about your visitor!
Mudpie, I'm shocked! I played it very low and even my tortie and white turned around and gave me a look of astonishment!
Lori here: That sounds like me when Loki or Binq get too close. Or when I get surprised walking around a corner and they are there!
Wow, even us pups looked to see if there was a kitty in here once again, LOL!
You sure spoke your mind!!
Mudpie, did Bear send you his list of bad words he heard me say?! Because you KNOW he wrote them all down!
Wow, that is some talking you gave to that neighbor, Mudpie!
Can I rent you out for when the persistent sales folks come knocking Mudpie?
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