Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Mudpie, Financial Advisor


Mommy: Wha'cha doing, sweetie?

Mudpie: I noticed you left this life insurance/annuity paperwork on the floor. I was just checking it out.

Mommy: What do you know about finances?

Mudpie: Nothing. I was just looking to see if I'm listed as the primary beneficiary. A girl needs to plan for the future, you know, and I have a squeezie addiction to support.

Mommy: I hate to break this to ya, but those are your Grandpa's papers, not mine. And he had these drawn up long before you were born.

Mudpie: Maybe he could redo them so I'm the primary beneficiary?

Mommy: I'll ask him...

4 comments:

yucatantangy said...

it looks cool geometry dash

Lynn and Precious said...

Mudpie is very smart for having her eye on the future. After all a girls got to make sure her financial welfare is secure. And not just by lying on it.

ZOOLATRY said...

And Mudpie, be sure you put your impawtent papers in a safety depawist box ...

Eastside Cats said...

A kitty needs to keep herself in treats and litter, after all.