Mommy: Wha'cha doing, sweetie?
Mudpie: I noticed you left this life insurance/annuity paperwork on the floor. I was just checking it out.
Mommy: What do you know about finances?
Mudpie: Nothing. I was just looking to see if I'm listed as the primary beneficiary. A girl needs to plan for the future, you know, and I have a squeezie addiction to support.
Mommy: I hate to break this to ya, but those are your Grandpa's papers, not mine. And he had these drawn up long before you were born.
Mudpie: Maybe he could redo them so I'm the primary beneficiary?
Mommy: I'll ask him...
9 comments:
Mudpie is very smart for having her eye on the future. After all a girls got to make sure her financial welfare is secure. And not just by lying on it.
And Mudpie, be sure you put your impawtent papers in a safety depawist box ...
A kitty needs to keep herself in treats and litter, after all.
Good job keeping an eye on matters, Mudpie. Maybe you could be co-beneficiaries:)
Woos - Misty and Timber
Mudpie...would you like to go into business and handle topics like this for hire?
You are too funny Miss Mudpie. XO
Um, you know they can't leave money to cats, right? It has to go to a person who is to use the money to take care of you. I know, lame, but it's how the law is.
Squeezies are mighty important!
Primary beneficiary = primarily getting lots and lots of squeezies. Amiright, Mudpie?
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